Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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