craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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