Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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