I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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