Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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