i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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