They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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