its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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