i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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