that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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