can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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