The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
