Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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