I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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