I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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