No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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