So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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