Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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