The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You left your phone here
Wait...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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