peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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