is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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