C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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