I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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