Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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