once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Randomize