On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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