.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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