It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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