i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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