susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
