I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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