The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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