you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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