Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Im part way to drunk.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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