K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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