A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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