yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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