youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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