It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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