Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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