i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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