Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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