Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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