I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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