So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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