he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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