i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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