i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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