We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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