By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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