I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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