it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
