We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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